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The Nun's Priest Tale

I'll have an illustrated version of the Nun's Priest Tale (Chauntecleer!) up in a bit. Hold on tight!

EDIT:
I'm really only posting these because I said I would. I was displeased with the result.
Turn your head sideways for the one.

Doopy Doo

Friday Night Doodlepages

Post-Defeat Romantic Comedy and Drawing

The Phillies' season ended today. And I don't want to talk about it. So I watched a romantic comedy instead. Umm...Last Chance Harvey. And meanwhile I did these.



A dainty lady nose! On second thought, slightly dainty. But I still think it's pretty. I tried to draw some ladyparts (no boobies or anything) because I never ever do. It's a more delicate process. You can make men look doofie, but not ladies.

















See? Trying more ladyparts. This is a ladyface! With nice ladylips. But a bad ladyneck.













MANLIPS! Dustin Hoffman's. Sorta...apelike.

















































Okay, so in other news, there's other news!
There was a This American Life story a while ago about a New York band that recruited a Hasidic Jew for the sake of rock and roll. The band was...













I decided just the other day to actually pursue the band. I found out that they're amazing.




Hokay, so it's self-portrait time in art. So I made a...STENCIL!

And yes, that's I.
And if you (nonexistent) audience members didn't know already, JIMMY NEUTRON is on Netflix!
WATCH IT



P.S. I used to understand HTML formatting. Now? I don't.

Baking. Seriously!

Okay, so the system has been for a while that my girlfriend is amazing at baking and cooking and I'm okay at eating it. As in I make a lot of messes. But anyway, she revealed to me that baking's easy! You just put stuff together! Look at all the things she can make!


Blueberry cinnamon scones!


Pumpkin scones!


Dark chocolate chip scones!

(She makes things other than scones.)

Baking must be so easy!

WRONG. IT'S TERRIBLE AND IT RUINED MY DAY.

So I tried to make this. Because it looks good, right? RIGHT. It's also easy to make! You put fractions together!

There were several fatal flaws:

1. The recipe was intrinsically destined to fail (or at least that comforts me).

2. I suck at baking and cooking.

3. Someone (NOT ME!) put pepper in the lemon glaze thinking it was for flounder.


Hmmm. Potential.


This looks okay!

IT WASN'T GOOD AND MADE ME UPSET.

But this helped!

Yeah, yeah.

I know I haven't posted anything real in a while. I've been busy!!!

HEEHEE