Friday, November 26, 2010

The Nun's Priest Tale

I'll have an illustrated version of the Nun's Priest Tale (Chauntecleer!) up in a bit. Hold on tight!

I'm really only posting these because I said I would. I was displeased with the result.
Turn your head sideways for the one.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Post-Defeat Romantic Comedy and Drawing

The Phillies' season ended today. And I don't want to talk about it. So I watched a romantic comedy instead. Umm...Last Chance Harvey. And meanwhile I did these.

A dainty lady nose! On second thought, slightly dainty. But I still think it's pretty. I tried to draw some ladyparts (no boobies or anything) because I never ever do. It's a more delicate process. You can make men look doofie, but not ladies.

See? Trying more ladyparts. This is a ladyface! With nice ladylips. But a bad ladyneck.

MANLIPS! Dustin Hoffman's. Sorta...apelike.

Okay, so in other news, there's other news!
There was a This American Life story a while ago about a New York band that recruited a Hasidic Jew for the sake of rock and roll. The band was...

I decided just the other day to actually pursue the band. I found out that they're amazing.

Hokay, so it's self-portrait time in art. So I made a...STENCIL!

And yes, that's I.
And if you (nonexistent) audience members didn't know already, JIMMY NEUTRON is on Netflix!

P.S. I used to understand HTML formatting. Now? I don't.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Baking. Seriously!

Okay, so the system has been for a while that my girlfriend is amazing at baking and cooking and I'm okay at eating it. As in I make a lot of messes. But anyway, she revealed to me that baking's easy! You just put stuff together! Look at all the things she can make!

Blueberry cinnamon scones!

Pumpkin scones!

Dark chocolate chip scones!

(She makes things other than scones.)

Baking must be so easy!


So I tried to make this. Because it looks good, right? RIGHT. It's also easy to make! You put fractions together!

There were several fatal flaws:

1. The recipe was intrinsically destined to fail (or at least that comforts me).

2. I suck at baking and cooking.

3. Someone (NOT ME!) put pepper in the lemon glaze thinking it was for flounder.

Hmmm. Potential.

This looks okay!


But this helped!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Yeah, yeah.

I know I haven't posted anything real in a while. I've been busy!!!


Saturday, September 18, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

Fun with Food!

You can buy these at stores on on websites! Isn't that somethin'!

Sunday, September 12, 2010


Someone's definitely getting this for me. Awesome, right? Awesome.

My Saturday Night

My evening started and ended with seltzer water. Loads of it. 5+ liters. More productively, I made these two paper bag puppets.

Mr. Wolfiepants (Far superior)

Mr. Wolfiepants and Nervous Frankestein.

Yes, I know the doctor's name was Frankestein. The monster is Frankenstein's Monster.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Blah, Blah, Blah

A nose.

Another nose!

Look at that negative space! Gah I'm such an artist!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Furry Tractor

Trying not to defeat the illusion of a successful blog by posting a lot now and a potential drought later, but oh well.

Things for making reeds, closeupified.

Edit: Oh, and it's my birthday!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

More from Skootchback

Part of Edward Sharpe. Part because the rest was POO.
EDIT: I should elaborate. He had a microphone that I accidentally sort of put in his mouth, so I tried to make it a hot dog, because those are normal to put in your mouth. However, it looked like a dick, which are sort of normal to put in your mouth, but I don't want to post that on the internet.

Umm...I uploaded the picture and forget what the upload was of, but I think this is maybe a bad Albert Hammond Jr.?
While I'm editing: SHIT YEAH I WAS RIGHT

Tuesday, July 20, 2010


I was going to make this into a shirt, but instead made it into a desk decoration.

Indoors! Outdoors!

This is...Ms. Peacock from a David Sedaris story and Fall Springs, home of Justin Vernon.